Beer Ain’t One

Beer Ain’t One, performed by Justin Moore and Blake Shelton, appears on This Is My Dirt, Justin Moore’s studio album released on October 11, 2024


written by Casey Beathard, Jeremy Stover, Joe London, Justin Moore, William L. Bundy

Silverado broke down, Roscoe ran off, I can't quit dipping
My boot blew out, that sink is backed up there in the kitchen
I lost a hundred on a spread on the boys in Dallas
My ex moved into a penthouse palace
It's been one hell of a week, I know just what it needs

Twelve ounces, sittin' on ice
Suddenly everything's feeling alright
Catch a little smile sippin' on suds
Drinks going down, world's looking up
It ain't all that bad when it's said and done
I got ninety-nine problems but a beer ain't one

Nothin' holds my hand, nothin' kissing my lips
Does what it does to me
Fits in like a glove with my friends at a bar at a game in a Koozy
Like

Twelve ounces, sittin' on ice
Suddenly everything's feeling alright
Catch a little smile sippin' on suds
Drinks going down, world's looking up
It ain't all that bad when it's said and done
I got ninety-nine problems but a beer ain't one

Yeah, but this one's getting low

When the rain's coming down and the sun ain't shinin'
That silver bullet is my silver lining

Twelve ounces, sittin' on ice
Suddenly everything's feeling alright
Catch a little smile sippin' on suds
Drinks going down, world's looking up
It ain't all that bad when it's said and done
I got ninety-nine problems but a beer ain't one

Ninety-nine problems but a beer ain't one
I got ninety-nine problems but a beer ain't one

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