You Ain’t Dolly (And You Ain’t Porter), performed by Ashley Monroe ft. Blake Shelton, appears on Like A Rose, a studio album by Ashley Monroe released on March 5, 2013.
written by Vince Gill, Ashley Monroe
You ain't Dolly and you ain't Porter
She's a little bit fuller and you're a whole lot shorter
Let's dance all night and fill the jukebox full of quarters
Cause you ain't Dolly, no, and you ain't Porter
Well, I noticed you right off the bat in those cowboy boots
Who couldn't help but see you in that rhinestone suit
That's cause I'm the reigning queen of karaoke night
Well, if I get drunk enough to sing, hell, I just might
Hey now, don't you worry, cowboy, cause I'll get you through
We'll sing a cheatin’ song just like they used to do
Cause you ain't Dolly and you ain't Porter
She's a little bit fuller; yeah, but you're a whole lot shorter
Let's drink all night and fill the jukebox full of quarters
Cause you ain't Dolly and you ain't Porter
You'll probably see me country singin’ on The Voice someday
Yeah, and I'm the guy they wrote about in 50 Shades of Grey
Why don't you come on back to my place and you can have your way
Well, baby that sounds tempting, but I just can't stay
Oh, we won first prize, cowboy, let's just split the dough
Honey, I will always love you, but we'll never know
Cause you ain't Dolly; oh, and you ain't Porter
She's a little bit fuller; yeah, and you're a whole lot
shorter
We danced all night and filled the jukebox full of quarters
Cause you ain't Dolly and you ain't Porter, no
No, you ain't Dolly and you ain't Porter