If I Was A Woman, performed by Trace Adkins ft. Blake Shelton, appears on Proud To Be Here (Deluxe Edition), a studio album by Trace Adkins released on August 2, 2011.
written by Trace Adkins, Sherrié Austin, Jeff Bates, Kenny Beard
[Trace]
Blake, if I was a woman
[Blake]
Trace, if I was a woman
[Both]
If I was a woman, I'd love a man like me
[Blake]
I got a spread in Oklahoma stretch as far as the eyes can see
[Trace]
Well, I got my own little mountain back home in Tennessee
[Blake]
Oh hell, listen to this
I got a jet airplane and I can fly you high and far
[Trace]
Yeah well, check this baby
I got my own helicopter, I'll pick you up in your front yard
[Trace]
Well, I was a woman
[Blake]
Hey, if I was a woman
[Both]
If I was a woman, I'd love a man like me
[Trace]
I’d want a man who had a sensitive side
[Blake]
Well, I'd want a man who ain't afraid to cry
[Trace]
Well, I'd love me a man who could love me all night long
[Blake]
Well, I'd love me a man who had the guts to sing this song
[Trace]
If I was a woman
[Blake]
No, if I was a woman
[Both]
If I was a woman, I'd love a man like me
[Blake]
Yeah, if I -
[Trace]
You ain't supposed to sing yet
You're too stupid to be a woman
[Blake]
Hey, kiss my -
[Trace]
Yeah, if I was a woman
I'd be struttin’ on some beach somewhere
[Blake]
Ah, that's a good one right there
And my badonkadonk would make everybody stop and stare
Can’t believe I just sang that
[Trace]
That was good
[Trace]
Hey, if I was a woman
[Blake]
No, if I was a woman
[Both]
If I was a woman, I'd love a man like me
[Trace]
Tell me again, Blake
[Blake]
Trace, if I was a woman
[Trace]
I’m talkin’ about a long-legged, good-looking woman
[Both]
If I was a woman
[Blake]
I’d love a man like me
[Trace]
No, I'd love a man like me
[Trace]
Uh, you sounded like a woman on that high note
Sounded like Dolly